We don't want to be...

Just saw something funny on Pardon the Interruption. Believe it or not, I'd never seen the very funny video of Carl Lewis throwing out the first pitch at a Mariner game two years ago. (The too-slow but still-funny video is here.) If Swankette is nervous about her first pitch performance, she can rest easy knowing she'll do a better job than perhaps one of the best athletes the world has ever known.

Of course, I can turn to Carl Lewis as well, for tying Roseanne for worst National Anthem performance in history...only Lewis was actually trying! If you've never heard it, listen here.

So even if things go wrong, we'll have the same guy to thank for being worse...