Tears of Joy

Hot weather has hit the Northwest. In speaking with my mom last night she commented that she REALLY hoped it wasn't this hot out for the wedding. After giving her all the reasons that it likely wouldn't be too bad (Seattle is always a little cooler than Portland, it will be evening, etc) I came up with the PERFECT solution:

If it's too hot out I'm simply going to tell everyone that my mother suffers from a bizarre condition in which she does not just cry out of her eyes, she cries out of every pore of her body. And she's very sensitive about it, so don't ask her. That's not sweat, those are tears of joy!

Hey, she's the mother of the bride, she gets the benefit of the doubt.