Some Assembly Required

No one ever informed me that assembly would be required when it came to the invitations.

OK, I knew that we'd have to put all the pieces together and put them into the envelopes (DUH!), but the invitation actually required assembly. Or dissassembly. Folding. But it was complex.

Now you're either totally confused or totally intrigued. Tomorrow I weigh the sample, but the stamps, and produce the inserts for directions and the rehearsal dinner. They're going into the mail this weekend if it kills me.